Author: Alex

  • Slowpokes Coffee Shop

    Slowpokes Coffee Shop

    I’ve visited this Houston area chain a few times throughout the years and while the curated vibe is great to catch up with a friend, the coffee has never impressed me. I visited the Spring Branch location today and couldn’t find a sloth anywhere! The Kirby location was littered with sloth art last time I went, while this one felt more modern warehouse-ie.

    I ordered the Honey Pea Latte which includes honey, cinnamon, and peanut butter. These are three of my favorite things, so should be an instant smash. Well…. turned out to be more of a pass. None of the flavors were prevalent. It felt like they toned down all the notes in an attempt to avoid clashing, so instead it’s bland and boring.

    One other note is that you have to print your receipt to get a code for the wifi password. I guess this is a thing now because Luce does it the same way. It’s smart to ensure that your customers are the ones using the wifi, but it causes confusion when it’s not directly advertised and I have to ask for the receipt after already hitting the no receipt button.

    Rating: 369/1000

  • Coldplay Kaleidoscope EP

    Coldplay Kaleidoscope EP

    Kaleidoscope is a five song EP by Coldplay released in 2017. The opening track “All I Can Think About is You” lulls you in with its chill rhythmic beats and vocals. It slowly builds up throughout the song until finally crescendoing with epic electric guitar, drums, and classic Coldplay piano.

    The next two tunes make up the rest of side A. “Miracles” starts off incredibly strong with a great chorus to boot. Surprisingly, Big Sean has a rap feature and I actually really enjoy it. It’s chill while still spicing up the track. The strings throughout are what make this track special.

    “A L I E N S” is future-esque and feels like it was recorded in a UFO with all the odd wavy sounds. While it’s listenable and cohesive with the theme, it’s skippable when streamed on demand.

    Side B of the record features the last two songs. It starts off with a live version of “Something Just Like This.” I’m assuming they threw this in here to lengthen the EP because it doesn’t fit. The drops aren’t as exciting as the studio version and the energy doesn’t match any other track on the record. I also don’t care to hear the crowd screaming throughout.

    Hypnotised is easily my favorite. I can see why they choose the EP name because listening truly does feel like you’re traveling through a Kaleidoscope. It follows the theme of the opening track by starting slow and hypnotizing you into a trance with strings, brass, and pianos that slowly become more intense throughout. It’s mesmerizing and meant to be experienced with your eyes closed and mind open.

    I love three of the five songs, one is passable, and one is a straight pass. Overall it’s a great EP and there’s a reason I had purchased the record.

    Rating: 727/1000

  • HEYTEA

    HEYTEA

    HEYTEA is a drinky drink spot I discovered on my galleria adventure. I did some research and saw this place was popular on TikTok, so I expected something trendy.

    I walked up to the counter in this little alcove and asked for recommendations. The cashier was partial to the supreme matcha latte. It was the only drink with a crown on the menu and as a reviewer, I gotta order the best. The drink includes premium grade matcha, cheese matcha foam, and matcha jelly. Truly supreme. The only modification I made was less sugar.

    The actual matcha tasted solid and included a decent amount of sweetness. Full sugar would have boomed me. The jelly was light with an easy to absorb texture. I’m not huge on normal boba as I hate the hard to chew consistency, so the jelly was perfect. Once I mixed up the foam the drink became extra creamy with that hint of cheesy goodness.

    $9.50 was the damage. While nice, I’m not sure I’d order this particular drink again. It had fun components, but didn’t shine enough to be worth that price. I lost a lot of interest after I was about 50% done with the drink. Don’t get me wrong it was obviously good based on my description, but I try a lot of good things and the finished product needs to be great for a price like that, or a touch cheaper.

    Rating: 607/1000

  • Travelers Table

    Travelers Table

    Travelers table is an upscale restaurant flaunting cuisines from around the world. I came here with some friends for Houston Restaurant week. While it’s not really a deal compared to the menu prices, a portion goes to charity and it’s an excuse to try out all three courses.

    The location has a complimentary valet only parking lot. We showed up at 6:45 on a Wednesday and the valet had their work cut out for them. Tons of cars trying to get in this tiny parking lot and they had to park them off site. Once checking in, we were seated immediately.

    I started off with the Macaraja old fashioned pictured above. It’s an Indian based drink featuring ghee-washed whiskey, garam masala syrup, and both cardamom and lemon bitters. I was surprised at how tart it was. The flavors were extremely complex and it was the perfect drink to sip throughout the meal.

    It took a while for the appetizers to come out so the manager brought us a plate of little cheese breads reminiscent of something you’d get at a Brazilian steakhouse. I wished they were lighter with more emphasis on the cheese. None of us cared for them.

    For the first course I choose the Singaporean Soft Shell Chili Crab. It featured the crab in a sweet chili-tomato sauce with a side of fried bao buns. The sweetness of the sauce was a tad overpowering and made it hard to fully enjoy everything the crab offered. The baos were delicious and meant to soak up all that saucy goodness. The dish shined best when I dipped the baos in the sauce and then put a piece of crab on top. Eating the bao dry was a one time endeavor as it’s meant to be with that sweet sauce.

    The server recommended three entrees for the main course and I went with the Snapper Pontchartrain. I feel like I’ve had good luck with fish lately and it featured a crab sauce that sounded delightful. Boy was I wrong. The fish was dry and there wasn’t enough sauce on the plate to help cover it up. Not enjoyable to eat. The rice and collared greens were fine, but if the star isn’t tasty then those sides certainly aren’t going to help. I made myself finish the plate because it’s such a hefty price tag, but the sunk cost fallacy almost persuaded me. Neither of my friends were too impressed with their dishes either, but I 100% chose the worst one.

    Ok, so at least there’s still desert right? I choose the burnt basque cheesecake which was accompanied by earl grey peach coulis and biscoff crumble. It looks beautiful when it’s plopped in front of me. There’s no way that’s not delicious. Wrong again, bucko. The texture and consistency of the cheesecake was way off. Maybe the restaurant is for fans of dry food because this was also extremely dry. My friend took a bite and stated it was the worst cheesecake he’s ever had. Frankly, I agree with him. I forced myself to eat half in hopes that I’d change my tune, but eventually gave up and left the rest to be discarded. If I’m not finishing a cheesecake then something went gravely wrong.

    The total with tip was $90 and none of us thought it was worth it. The starter and drink was acceptable and it was looking like a nice experience. Then it came crashing down. Regardless, we had a nice night together and I have to give kudos to the service. They give small water glasses to the table, but they stay on top of keeping them filled. With dishes from a plethora of different cultures and the fact that the kitchen took forever to bring out the first dish, it makes me wonder if the kitchen was overwhelmed that night and messed up the cooking. I’d hope this wasn’t the standard.

    Rating: 141/1000

  • Red Rising

    Red Rising

    Red Rising is the first book in a 6 novel sc-fi series written by Pierce Brown. On a visit to meet my girlfriend’s Grandma for the first time, I befriended her reader neighbor who ended up giving me handful of books he was planning to donate. In these stacks was this book and its successors. Thank goodness for that because what a start.

    Red Risings main protagonist is Darrow. He is a part of the Reds. They believe they were sent to Mars to mine materials to eventually colonize for Earth. Their higher ups give spoils to whichever faction has the best harvest and the rationalization is that they can only bring so many items from earth each trip. Thus, the hardest works should get the best stuff. The kicker is that they always choose the same faction and this sews animosity between the reds. Instead of hating the higher ups, they hate each other.

    Darrow and his newly made wife Eo discover a secret forest and are spotted there. They are publicly punished and Eo makes the decision to sing a forbidden song solidifying her and Darrows death. They’re both hung.

    Darrow awakens to learn he survived through a drug he was slipped before his hanging. The revolutionary group Sons of Ares saved him and plan to use Darrow as the keystone for their plot. They first shatter his world by revealing that Mars is already inhabited and colonized with huge cityscapes. Everything Darrow knows is a lie.

    Next step, genetically modify and transfigure Darrow into a Gold. Red Rising has a class system where color means everything. Humans are altered for their color with golds being the superior category. Incredibly strong bodies, beautiful features, and brains to match are all common features. Reds are at the bottom of the totem pole. The plan is to turn Darrow into a gold and then have him infiltrate and grow from the top till he is needed for the revolution.

    The rest of the plot is where it gets exciting. The plan comes to fruition and Darrow is entered into entrance exams under the guise that he’s from a far off planet with dead parents. He excels in his exam and the next step is an unexpected 1v1 fight to the death with another applicant that the proctors orchestrate between every member. Then it’s onto a hunger games-esque competition that takes up the rest of book one.

    There are twelve houses and each house is placed into different castles in a large valley. Each house is given a standard that they can use on other faction members to make them “slaves.” They must do whatever their masters tell them or be marked as shamed. There are med bots to heal those that are hurt and you’d think that a bunch of kids playing civilization would have oversight over things such as torture or unnecessary killings. However, it becomes quickly apparent that the proctors aren’t preventing such acts. While everyone in the game is a gold, part of the point is demonstrating how the other classes are formed. The strong golds are leaders while the weaker ones are treated as lower colors.

    Darrow works his way up to a leader for house Mars, gets overthrown by formed friend Cassius after he learns that his brother was killed by Darrow in the 1v1, learns a lesson that people are more loyal when led by example (by whipping someone and then taking the whipping as well for failing as a leader), and chooses to make captured slaves free after they perform successful raids with him.

    Another facet of the competition was that the archduke paid some of the proctors to guarantee that his son, the jackal, would win. These proctors were helping out by giving his house better weaponry, materials, and knowledge. Cassius learned of Darrow’s secret because of the proctors giving the jackal that information. Thus, Darrow and his squad ended up despising them as well.

    Now for the badass part. The proctors were protected by energy fields, had gravboots to fly, and could turn invisible. However, when a proctor touches someone they have to turn off their shields to make contact. When Darrow is speaking with his Mars proctor they shake hands and Darrow knocks him out cold, locks him in a room, and steals his boots to wear. In a future situation proctor Apollo has had enough of Darrow and carries him high in the air to hit em with that fall damage. He’s holding him, so no energy shield. When he lets go Darrow surprises him by flying back up with his stolen boots and stabbing him repeatedly in his unarmored eye slit. Bye Apollo.

    Darrow and his army use the grav boots to storm mount Olympus which is the floating island that all the proctors live and spectate on during the games. They manage to overwhelm and subdue all the proctors, then use their armory to clean up the rest of the houses and win the game before the delayed video feed reaches the board of quality control. GG.

    All of the house leaders arrive including the archduke. You’d think Darrow and the others would be in grave danger after capturing all the proctors, but instead everyone was impressed. The archduke is mad that his son didn’t win, but ends up making a deal with Darrow that he will take him into his house in exchange for silence over the deal he had with the proctors.

    Overall it was an exciting start and I can’t wait to read the next one. I devoured this over six days and it has been a while since a story has held my attention and taken priority over other hobbies. Hoping it continues.

    Rating: 816/1000

  • The Galleria

    The Galleria

    When people think of Houston they think of NASA, the rodeo, and the galleria. I think… no one was polled for that sentiment. Anyways, I was looking for a weekday activity and thought I’d take a visit after a 5 year hiatus.

    Parking was a cinche. The last time I visited I remember it being a major pain in the ass. There’s a ton of different parking garages, but it’s also a popular destination. One major perk is that it’s all free. They’d make a killing just off paid parking, so kudos to them for keeping it accessible.

    I arrived a little after 10 and entered through a Macy’s. Took me a minute to find my way out, but once I did it was walking time. The mall is three main stories with the first one hosting the food court and ice skating rink. The second and third one provide over 400 stores to visit.

    With no purpose, I explored every area of the mega mall. There’s tons of clothing stores displaying styles that I am clueless about being trendy. I was more keen on the sports stores, Japanese inspired store, and anything else wacky looking. The store of the mall award goes to a glasses store that features a moving face display at the front. I’m not a huge consumer, so nothing ended up catching my eye enough to pull the trigger on.

    Glasses store
    Japanese goods, food, and drinks

    All that walking around made me hungry and the food court had a ton of options. I ended up going with the classic chick-fil-a sandwich and then tried out a fancy tea shop I’ll review in the future. Both were solid and gave me a moment to sit and chill. One other neat feature was that several convinence stores were scattered throughout the galleria that sold snacks you’d find at a gas station.

    The public restrooms were clean although it was early in the morning. There are a few of those tiny booths in the middle of walking paths that try to sell to people as they walk past. I find these incredibly bothersome and annoying. Although only one person attempted to stop me, I saw more aimed at woman.

    Rating: 608/1000

  • Paper Girls Graphic Novel

    Paper Girls Graphic Novel

    Paper Girls is a graphic novel about four newspaper delivery girls that get sucked into a Time Machine and have to find a way back home. It’s stranger things esque in the fact that you can never quite predict where the story will go next. I found a copy of the complete story at Half Priced Books, and because it’s written by Brian K Vaughan who wrote Saga, I had to jump on it.

    For being a huge ass book, the spine held up well and it looks pristine after a read-through. The art is incredibly well done and it’s a joy when something zany or fantastical was drawn. The colors are vibrant and the one page panels always made full use of the page.

    Not only are they messing with the time-space continuum, but they’re in the middle of a time-traveler war taking place. In spite of that premise, the story and pacing is my main gripe. I unfortunately had trouble getting invested and I felt like a lot of the same plot points were recurring. Ok cool you found another version of you from the future and something bad happens to them. I’m not the target age or audience, so it was hard to connect with any of the characters. If they all died in the end I wouldn’t have been too chocked up.

    Spoilers

    I enjoyed the concept of the ending. The “young” and “old-timers” form a truce to end time travel. The girls go back in time and have their memories erased. The future versions of themselves say they’re probably gonna all go their separate ways, but we are left with the open-ended picture of them riding off together after a shift. Sure I wouldn’t get chocked up if they had died, but I would if they didn’t stay friends.

    Rating: 312/1000

  • Juni Peach Sparkling Tea

    Juni Peach Sparkling Tea

    I love a fun drinky drink and this is my first time trying juni. A zero sugar sparkling tea beverage. The hippy art style and declaration of being for a happy mind piqued my interest. There were a few flavors and I went with peach since tis the season.

    Juni boasts a super 5 blend formula. Green tea, ashwagandha, lions mane mushroom, reishi mushroom, and acerola cherry. It all sounds very healthy and fancy. The can states the blend will “renew your energy, enhance your focus, and elevate your overall wellness.”

    Trying the drink, I’m not a fan. It tastes exactly like carbonated peach green tea. The peach isn’t overpowering, but there is also no mistaking its presence. My main issue is that it’s just not refreshing as a cold beverage. I take a sip and have little desire to continue. It’s great how health-conscious the brand is, but that’s all for naught if I don’t enjoy it. After finishing and reflecting a while later I haven’t noticed any noticable differences in energy levels either. At least I put some beneficial ingredients in me.

    Rating: 198/1000

  • One-Pan Orzo with Spinach and Feta NYT Recipe

    One-Pan Orzo with Spinach and Feta NYT Recipe

    Being subscribed to the NYT cooking email list has its perks. Every once in a while a recipe crosses my inbox that I just have to try. The latest one was for this meatless one-pan orzo that checks all my boxes. A low effort cook with minimal prep and cleaning is right up my wheelhouse. Let’s cook.

    I had to run to the grocery store to stock up on most of these ingredients, but nothing rare is required. I started with the mise en place which consisted or mincing garlic, chopping the scallions, and pre-rationing out the peas and orzo. Easy peasy to have everything organized and ready to go:

    I had everything required to the T minus a small mishap of buying a 6 oz bag of spinach when the recipe calls for 8 oz. No biggie. Looking back now I also didn’t chop them, but I can safely say that wasn’t necessary. Then I set my timer and got to work with my one pot carrying the load.

    My favorite parts of the 33 minute cook was the aromas when I first browned the garlic and scallions, as well as the lemon zest. Everything was very straightforward to follow with no ambiguity. The conclusion was a hearty looking pot that I’m ready to try

    All well and dandy, but what’s most important is the taste. The fruits of my labor was a delicious marrying of flavors with me as the officiant. The orzo was cooked perfectly and the perfect vehicle to complement all of the other components at play. The spinach soaked up all of the buttery garlic and scallion flavor. It gave all of the taste while letting other textures work their magic. The feta cheese provided a creaminess that the dish needed while the lemon zest combined with dill sang. The author nailed it when describing how that zest brightens the dish. Lastly, the peas add a pop and extra freshness to the dish that livens it up just a bit more. Delish.

    One other point of emphasis is just how easy it is to keep the kitchen clean with this dish. While the orzo was simmering and soaking up all the liquid, I was cleaning up anything used during the prep (which wasn’t much.) This allowed me to fully enjoy my meal without worrying about a troublesome cleanup after. My main complaint is that after eating a bowl, I wasn’t full. If a protein was added such as fish, it’d be perfect and easily in the 900’s.

    If you would like to try this dish yourself, the link is here: Link

    Rating: 818/1000

  • Haikyu Season 1

    Haikyu Season 1

    A few of my friends swear by this anime. It finally came our time to watch it at our weekly anime nights and I never imagined I’d find myself so invested in a volleyball anime. By the end of these 25 episodes I was rooting for the squad as I would for my own hometown teams.

    We start the season with the orange-haired main protagonist, Hinata. He is a short fellow, but makes up for it with his powerful legs and swift feet. Hinata becomes obsessed with the idea of volleyball and even though his junior high school doesn’t have a boys team, he still practices as best he can.

    The show gets going once he hits high school and joins the team there. The early twist is that he made a rival in the one game he played in last year against hyper-competitive setter, Kageyama. I expected him to be the arch-nemesis, but instead he switched schools because his unfriendliness caused his old teammates to turn against him. Now, they’re on the same side.

    These two first-years are the backbone of the series. However, by the end of the season I learned to love everyone shown on that image up above. That’s what makes Haikyu special. Watching the team grow, learn to work together, support each other, and become a real threat was inspiring. I can’t help but get up and scream like the Texans just scored the game winning touchdown when Hinata hits a quick spike or Asahi gets his mojo back.

    The best part of the show was the tournament. Watching the back and forth as well as the fluctuating strategy between teams was like a chess match. The battle against the Iron Wall was especially hype. It’s hard to imagine Karasuno even standing a chance based on the fact that the Iron Wall completely shut down Asahi last year. But it’s also not the same Karasuno. I loved watching the team’s confidence grow throughout and how much trust everyone had in each other. Definition of a team.

    The final match and how close they got to being victorious in the win by two scenario had me on the edge of my seat. As badly as I wanted them to advance, I knew it was too early in the show. The team still has a lot to work on and improve at; such as Hinata serving and receiving better. The fact they got so close says a lot about their potential and I’m salivating at the thought of seeing that unlocked in season 2.

    My only gripe is that there’s one girl in the show and her main role is to be gawked at by all the guys. It got annoying and the trope is overused.

    Rating: 876/1000

  • Luce Avenue Coffee Roasters

    Luce Avenue Coffee Roasters

    My girlfriend and I were looking for a chill read/work spot and Apple Maps locked us in on Luce. There are several locations in the Houston area and we visited the Heights one. It’s a two story building located in a lot with other trendy businesses.

    I asked about specialties and was pointed to the island latte. Funny enough it contains pandan which I’ve recently had for the first time at Twotone coffee, and coconut milk. Unlike the first time, the island latte was more subtle in its flavor profile. The nuttiness of the coconut yinged while the grassy vanilla notes of the pandan yanged. While my girlfriend gave it a sip and found it too sweet, I thought it was perfect. It wasn’t overpowering, but still sang. However, near the end of our stay it wasn’t savorable enough to have me craving those final sips.

    The baristas were friendly and the shop was separated by floor. On the first floor you’d order your drinks and then most likely head upstairs to sit. Comforting lofi plays in the background to encourage focus and productivity. It made reading over 100 pages fly by and I was surprised when I learned how two hours had already passed.

    First Floor
    Second Floor

    Rating: 755/1000

  • Dire Straits Self-Titled Album

    Dire Straits Self-Titled Album

    I received this record recently from my friend and gave it a spin today. My knowledge of Dire Straits is mainly Walk of Life, which is one of the catchiest songs out there. Their self titled album released in 1978 features the four-man band compromised of Mark Knopfler on vocals and rhythm guitar, younger brother David Knopfler on guitar, Joh Illsley rocking bass, and Pick Withers on drums.

    We’re setup by Down by the Waterline. It’s an upbeat lead-off track with catchy guitar riffs and unique vocals. Mark’s style is akin to sing-talking, but it works and my leg was bopping throughout the track.

    Water of love is the follow-up and the beginning instantly transported me to a western film intro that’d cut into scenes ranging from the desert, spurs, horses, parlors, guns, and cowboys of course. I was singing along to the chorus the second time it played. My viewpoint of the song is about not being able to find love around them after losing someone, but staying open to it flowing one day even though the currents currently dry.

    The rest of the tracklist was fun and an easy listen. For being made in 1978, there is a lot of gems in here. I was caught off guard with how groovy and atmospheric it got, but they did write Walk of Life after all. The instruments stayed tight throughout and it was a cohesive piece of work. My main negative is that I wouldn’t play most of these tracks in my day to day life, but that makes the record more special on the days it is spun.

    Rating: 762/1000

  • Third Place Coffee Shop

    Third Place Coffee Shop

    Coffee date with the homies and we decide to visit Third Place. It’s located in the heights and shares the same parking lot with affiliated restaurant Jun. I arrived around 9:15am and there was a decent amount of spots in the private lot, but by the time we left it was full. There is also street parking.

    The inside is modern casual and makes good use of seating for the smallish size. We snagged one of the two elusive half circular booths with a round table and seats on the other side. I ordered the nutty brew which boasts a peanut cold foam, pilonsillo which is a Mexican sugar, and peanut topping. I was hungry and added on a tomato bacon jam empanada that was topped with an everything bagel spice. The barista raved about it being it her favorite. My expectations are sky high with the prices they charge. The drink ran $9.50 while the empanada was a tad more reasonable at $6.

    After stirring my drink, the cold brew combined with the peanut-ie foam was just ok. It tasted exactly how you’d imagine it. While not bad, I couldn’t help be let down by the outrageous price. Still, it was easy to finish and there wasn’t a lot of sweetness which is a plus. The candied peanuts were nice, but I didn’t scoop much out till they were at the bottom. By that point I was all peanut’d out.

    The empanada on the other hand. The outside was crunchy, the everything topping was delectable with the perfect proportion of seasoning, and the savory filling was the icing on the cake. The tomato bacon jam was light, but complex. Don’t get me wrong I like tomatoes, but I wouldn’t expect it to shine as the star of the show like it did. The tomato was the last thing on my tongue after the flavors of each bite evaporated, and that left me craving another. The bacon notes weren’t as apparent, but it didn’t need to be.

    The restrooms deserve a shoutout. They were extremely clean and well decorated with tons of wall art. The lit candle is what sealed the deal on the special mention.

    Overall it was an ok drink that is hurt by the pricing and a delicious pastry. The baristas and staff are friendly and happy to help with any questions. As a cafe I have to factor in the drink more, but the empanada was a huge win and a reason for me to come back.

    Rating: 558/1000

  • a’Bouzy

    a’Bouzy

    Someone pour me out a double shot of whiskey… oops that’s Shaboozey. a’Bouzy is classified as a “casually refined bistro serving French-inspired American food.” Hopefully you can see where the confusion came from.

    I came here with two friends to say goodbye to my bud who’s moving to Atlanta for work. The parking situation is valet only for the lot, but there is free street parking all along the side road. I didn’t see the sign, but I believe there is a $6 charge for valet. It always annoys me when I have to pay for the privilege of eating at a restaurant.

    The inside is modern and sleek. It’s weird cause it seems like they’re going for a fancy vibe, but then the bartenders have polos and they’re playing artists such as Post Malone and Old Dominion in the background. So casual fancy is what I’d call it. To further enforce this vibe check, they start out by bringing a bag of truffle popcorn to the table. It was flavorful, but also a tad stale. It was obvious it had been popped a good while ago and had been sitting out.

    We all decided to do the Houston Restaurant Week menu. It came with an amuse bouche, starter, entree, and desert for the price of $55. The welcoming bite was some kind of fish surrounded by a puff pastry. The fish tasted fresh and the sauce on the plate gave a good kick to the flavor. My main gripe was that the thickness of the puff pastry overpowered the rest of the bite. It was hard to focus on the rest of the tasting notes when I kept getting puff pastry.

    Truffle popcorn
    Amuse Bouche

    The starter I chose was smoked salmon rillettes. This plate featured a healthy dollop of creme fraiche, bite sized pieces of toasted baguette, and the salmon spread featuring shallots, white wine, and pickled onions. The plate came out and my expectations weren’t high. WOW, I was blown away. The salmon was salted perfectly and the best way I could describe it: a lighter and fresher chicken salad, but with salmon flavors. Combined with the creamy creme freche and the crunchy bread, every texture was accounted for. Flavor bomb.

    Salmon Rillettes

    I went with Trout Almondine for the main dish. It was topped with sliced almonds and a butter sauce that soaked up the lemon flavors after I squeezed the fresh juice on top. The trout was flaky and my fork cut through with zero effort. Delicious. The sauce was the star of the show. I’m not a big wine pairing guy, but this dish deserved it. The trout would melt in my mouth enriching me with feelings I wanted to linger as long as possible.

    The dish also came with a side of green beans and potatoes. Both of these compliments were average and didn’t enhance the fish in any way. The fish soaked up the sauce which was perfect, but I wish there was a little more I could have used for the sides. The green beans were exponentially better when I had some sauce to spare.

    Trout Almondine with green beans and potatoes

    For desert I went with donuts. It included vanilla ice cream and it’s surprisingly minty and herbaceous. I’m a huge mint chocolate chip fan, so having mint vanilla is similar to how Neil Armstrong must have felt stepping on the moon. My friends said it was the best ice cream they’ve ever had and while that may sound outrageous, I can see it.

    The donuts were covered in cinnamon and powdered sugar. They looked dense at first glance, but they were airy and light. The hot donut rolled around in the cold ice cream was a match made in heaven.

    To cap it off I ordered a coffee to go with desert and it was brought out in a French press. I drink mine black and it was your standard coffee. I expected a cup when I ordered, but I didn’t want the extra to go to waste and had two. It was nice having the cup to sip on as we ended the night.

    Donuts with vanilla ice cream
    Coffee

    One thing about me is that I’m a tough food critic. Especially at high-end places. If I’m dropping that much money for food, I expect it to be a cravable experience that leaves me satisfied and full. I can happily say that a’Bouzy fits the bill. The popcorn and welcome bite was a worrying way to start, but the rest of the meal delivered.

    Rating: 840/1000

  • Drawstring Bags

    Drawstring Bags

    I’ve always been a fan of drawstring bags for mini trips. When I’m reading a large hardcover book and don’t want to carry that into a coffee shop… drawstring bag. When I’m going on a run and want to put everything together such as a change of shirt, AirPods, watch, and towel… drawstring bag.

    These bags are perfect for the midday use as long as you aren’t planning on wearing it for a long period of time. The bulkier and heavier the bag, the less comfortable it is to wear. While that’s the case for any backpack, the strings aren’t nearly as pleasant to have over your shoulders as a padded strap.

    While I probably don’t need four of these, they have all been freebies and it’s satisfying to mix them up. I’ve never been a tote or handbag kinda guy, so having these on in public when the need arises keeps me confident. I’m sure there’s higher quality drawstrings out there, but mine get the job done.

    Rating: 803/1000

  • Fragpunk

    Fragpunk

    Fragpunk is a free to play 5v5 bomb planting hero shooter with a twist that’s actually unique. At the start of every round the two teams can use shards to unlock cards. These cards give your team advantages for that round such as bullets ricocheting, cutting off certain pathways, equipping a turtle on your back to stop bullets, or having the ability to revive teammates.

    Really cool concept. Another interesting aspect is the sudden death dueling concept. The two teams set a lineup and do 1vs1’s on a small map until only one team is left standing. During my playtime I encountered this 3 times and all 3 times I wiped out the opposing team. I used the marksman rifle and the range and accuracy was too much for the other teams that mostly chose smgs and assault rifles. These moments were my favorite parts playing as there was a strategy to changing lanes and vantage points after each duel to make the next challenger guess what I’d do.

    Unfortunately, the standard gameplay just isn’t enjoyable enough to have staying power. It feels basic and nothing about the gunplay sticks out to me. I felt similarly about Valorent, so I don’t think these style of games are for me. I usually have limited gaming time and modes like search and destroy just don’t appeal to me like they used to. I would also be annoyed when my teammates wouldn’t vote on cards and leave us with minuscule advantages throughout the rounds. The saving grace is that there is a deathmatch mode that’s much quicker pace and lets you choose your own personal cards.

    The game has a store similar to Fortnite to buy gun and character skins. They have to make money and I respect it, but right now the featured character skins are all instrument playing anime girls. I guess that’s the vibe they’re going for.

    Rating: 435/1000

  • Arc of a Scythe Book Series

    Arc of a Scythe Book Series

    I started the first book in this series on 12/5/2022. The world has advanced far enough medically and technologically that humans can’t die. If someone does die, a drone picks up their body and brings them to a revival center. So how do you handle overpopulation when people are brought into the world, but no one ever leaves? Have people called scythes whose only job is to meet a killing quota. These scythes are the only beings who can cause permanent death.

    Scythes handle their jobs in different ways. Some are honorable while others are malicious and do mass gleanings (killings). The only consolation of being gleaned is that the rest of your family gets to kiss the scythe ring, which guarantees you safety for a year.

    The first book focuses mostly on the scythedom and the politics within. It’s an easy read and if you like it then you’ll enjoy the rest of the series as it only gets better. The followup shifts to the Thunderhead which is basically an AI that governs the whole world. It has the capacity to be everywhere at once and a lot of people see it as their friend and therapist. The one thing it can’t do is interfere with scythe matters. If a scythe is going to glean someone, the thunderhead can’t directly stop it from happening like it could with any other event.

    Major spoilers ahead….

    Citra and Rowan were solid characters, but Greyson quickly became my favorite. He was a questioning kid that didn’t take things at face value. The conclusion of Goddard organizing the sinking of Endura which killed all inhabitants including the Grandslayers was insane. It made me not want to wait another two years between books and I started The Toll several months later.

    The Toll is a little slower than the previous novels, but the buildup to the climax was worth it. Surprise surprise, Greyson is the toll. Watching him navigate being the prophet and the confident way he’d handle himself was fun. The world building of the first two books really paid off with this one. I didn’t mind the leisured pacing because of how invested and eager to learn more I was.

    My favorite twist of the series was that the Thunderhead originally planned a nearly flawless expedition to colonize on a new planet in order to solve the overpopulation crisis and thus prevent gleanings. Goddard was aboard this expedition and made a deal to sabotage and kaboom everything in order to keep scythes necessary and powerful. The Thunderhead of course could not make this known as it was now a scythe matter, so Citra had to puzzle out this information herself before revealing it to the world.

    The conclusion had a lot going on in a short period of time. The activated failsafe destroyed all the scythe rings and released nanites that would kill 5% of the population every 20 years, thus eliminating scythes and their duties. Rocket ships to escape and colonize new planets were released and after Goddard blew up a few, Rand killed him and then returned Tyger into his old body. Citra was deadish and couldn’t be revived till their ship landed to its destination planet, so Rowan had to wait 117 years to be reunited once again with her. The rest of the tonists that were gleaned would be supplanted with memories of carefully chosen individuals to help acclimate to the new planets after they were revived there.

    Rating: 769/1000

  • Bacon Wrangler Double from Whataburger

    Bacon Wrangler Double from Whataburger

    Having an anime night with the boys and you know we gotta get the din din in. We decided on Whataburger because they have a limited release beast named the Bacon Wrangler Double. This features two patties, Monterey Jack and American cheese, bacon, pickles, crispy onion strings and chipotle aioli. I went crazy and added grilled onions on top of all that.

    The vibe inside is chill and it’s nice how they bring the food out to our table after ordering. Out of the four of us eating, we all got the same burger. To be up front, I’m not a burger guy. I’m also pickle picky, as in I despise them. I didn’t realize at the time of order that these were included and hand removed them. The meal also came with fries and a drink.

    The burger was pretty solid for it being fast food. The crispy and grilled onion combo with the chipotle aioli was the star of the show. The smokiness and texture of the bacon was excellent. Usually I expect a sloppy, floppy, soft piece of bacon when they’re advertised at a place like this. The meat and cheese were pretty standard and I wish it had a fresher component like lettuce. Can only blame myself on that with the pickle move.

    The fries were just ok. They have a small bit of crisp, but lack flavor. They’re really meant to be conduits for the ketchup. Preferably with the spicy version that adds a small amount of heat.

    As a non-burger guy I probably wouldn’t order it again, but I’m not mad that I had it. Overall, the meal left me full and satisfied. Hard to ask much more of a fast food joint.

    Rating: 712/1000

  • Stanley 40oz Tumbler

    Stanley 40oz Tumbler

    I remember when these were all the rage. People would flock to target to get the coveted pink stanley release for valentines day. As a massive water drinker myself, I was gifted one for my birthday years ago and instantly took a liking to it.

    40oz of water that fits in my vehicles cup holder is a huge win. The reusable straw is easy to drink out of and has good mouthfeel. My cup and straw are still in perfect condition after all this time. The handle is also natural to hold and carry the bottle with. I have switched water cups frequently throughout the years, but bringing it back lately has been a treat.

    The downside of a good treat is that you shouldn’t have one everyday, and similarly this tumbler isn’t good enough for daily use. There is one thing stopping this from being the perfect water receptacle… not having spill proof protection. Throughout its life it has fallen over and gotten my apartment carpet, desk at work, and car wet. It’s not something that happens frequently, but it’s enough of a problem to stay on my mind. I don’t want to have to be cautious and use headspace on protecting my water bottle every time I put it down after a hydrating swig. Thus, I believe the best place to use the stanley is at home, but not worth the hassle to bring while traveling.

    Rating: 658/1000

  • Weapons Movie (spoilers)

    Weapons Movie (spoilers)

    2025 makes two horror movies starring Julia Garner that I’ve seen with the first being wolf man. While wolf man didn’t hit the mark for most people, Weapons fell even flatter for me. It felt like it could have been a hour-long black mirror type episode, but instead was dragged out into a movie.

    Weapons started out strong with the mystery of 17 kids all running out of their homes at 2:17am and disappearing. All 17 of these kids were in Julia’s class and we get to see the fallout and blame that is put on her because of this. The portrayal of confusion and anger from the parents felt realistic and Benedict Wong played the part of the principal doing damage control extremely well.

    So great start. Then the film starts changing viewpoints and interlacing different scenes that end on cliffhangers. It got old fast and instead of a tight controlled story, it became convoluted and slow. I was also disappointed on the aunt being a voodoo witch. I’m not sure what I was expecting and I’m not a movie buff by any means, but it just felt typical.

    The conclusion with the aunt being chased by the kids was comical and felt like a skit. That said, I was engaged and enjoyed it. It was interesting how Archer regained his consciousness after the aunt died. I’m assuming that was because he didn’t spend much time under her influence. I also appreciated how the rest of the kids didn’t just snap back to reality and give us a pretty ending.

    Rating: 408/1000