Prepare for trouble and make it double! To protect the world from bad coffee! To unite all peoples within our blogfee! Alex! Amelia! Team Review blasts off at the speed of light!
We stopped by after visiting Sigs Lagoon for some record shopping. After going crazy and buying four records we decided to keep that same energy with both coffee and shots.
We ordered the double shot combo and two cappuccinos. The aesthetic inside is immaculate with the tropical modern look. After receiving our drinks we carried them outside and let me tell you, that front door is a pain to open with full hands. I ended up bumping my elbow on the way out and spilled a good bit of my cap 😦 At least that log fire burning will keep my spirits warm.
This is ultimately a coffee review, so let’s start with just that!
🎶If you liked this cappuccino put your hands up🎶
🎶yeah yeah put those hands up🎶
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hmmmm I’m not noticing any hands
Neither of us were too impressed with our caps. Not only did they taste weaker than SpongeBob lifting marshmallows, but they lacked that foaminess you’d usually expect. There was only one other patron when we came this fine morning, so our initial thought is that this place is meant to be more of a cocktail bar than your standard coffee spot. Good thing we still got those alcoholic bevvys to try.
Cold brew, coconut, vanilla vodka, and cointreau make up our Too Loco for Coco shots. We opted to sip them instead of downing in one go to let the enjoyment last a little longer. It was a tropical easy drinker. Amelia said it was reminiscent of her college days drinking Malibu. I never drank that back in my heyday so I can’t comment, but I enjoyed the vanilla coconut notes. As a double shot combo it was a good deal, but it wasn’t good enough to want another of.
As a coffee shop I wouldn’t recommend, but I have a feeling that an espresso martini enthusiast would find a spot here.
Rating : 231/1000
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